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Throw God Is the Internet's First Ever Starting Quarterback 


  • Elite 11 Alumni Class of 2004
  • Rivals.com #3 Pro Style QB 2004
  • ESPN Tom Lemming 5 Star QB
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  • 100 Division 1 Football Offers
  • Defeated Mark Sanchez in Cali-Florida Bowl
  • He Had Desean Jackson Too