anyone missing their pet cat?
Can u
Ask ur mom for my hat back
ur not gay until u suck ur first dhick
and then graduate to fahg
my airplane sized dick gave her puhssy jet lag
i fucked her so hard
she gave me a round of applause
and in return
i gave her the clap
see there are different versions of me sprinkled through out history
life is a porno thats a mystery
mother told us dont run with scissors
yet lesbians are scissoring
please god put me out of my fucking misery
i have done my part
i crop dusted the world
made everyone smells my farts
Slugs
takes hours to read my tarot cards
Just to find out im hard
if your heart is broken
just go on amazon and see if you can just order some extra hearts
i have left behind many souls for you all to enjoy
to remember me by
which one is your favorite?
and why?
throw god is here to tell u who you are and how youre gonna die
what are the odds
i die in a car accident
because i am afraid to fly
Or that ur dad is bi
make it rain on these hoes
make mother nature cry
death is her greatest invention
i guess we all just deserve to die
in the shower
trying to wash my soul
i wash my ass
but i dont put my finger up the hole
i dont smoke weed
but when i do
i smoke joints
not bowls
Sometimes i do blow and get out of control
Finish inside her booty hole
Have a heart attack
Hitting it from the back slamming some sack in her crack giving her ass an asthma attack
i see myself as an apostle
an angel sent from heaven
i seen stranger things on ep stein island
i actually had to eat eleven
Sent ur girls hymen to heaven
liquor is bleach for your potty mouth
use it to listerine your insides out
my tounge is tired of living in the inside of ur moms mouth
We always making out
i try to blow her out her spine
aaron rodgers likes to get off pretending his girls a guy
she pulled down my pants
and then jerked me off until i went blind
took your mom on a date
we listened to alanis morrissettee while
we dine wine 69'd
ur mom looks like guy fieri from diners drive ins and dives
ive never even done lsd
ive never done acid
ive never done heroine
ive never done meth
the only serious thing I have ever seen is blow a load on ur girls chest
Then call her a hot mess
i have never read a defense in my entire life
i always just dropped back and guessed
im always been good at sex
youre below average at quarterback
and i am the best
babe are you gonna cum soon?
im not gonna last
fucking her the hole in her head
Making her laugh
i am so happy that we got to meet
Id like to step on her feet
While she dance on my meat
Feed her dis dick like its a dog treat
Woof woof for me
Skeet skeet
Ur girl loves to eat
My yeet
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